dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between
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Gary how do I explain my friend that Iron Man actually sucks
Here’s the 5 critical reasons Iron Man/Tony Stark is a horrendous person:
1. Collaborated with Mr. Fantastic and Hank Pym to great a robotic clone of Thor that ended up murdering Goliath, a former avenger and friend of all 3 men.
2. Tony Stark emotionally blackmailed Peter Parker into revealing his identity which put peter and his family in danger. He also coaxed Peter to work with him by giving him the Iron Spider suit which unbeknownst to peter was stealing his DNA.
3. Tony Stark ignored Nova’s warnings about the annihilation wave and the impending skrull invasion of earth because he was too busy trying to arrest his friends with the US government. Secret Invasion happened because of this which led to Wasp’s death and the deaths of several young superheroes in training who were part of the initiative.
4. Tony Stark rushed to the side of his best friend War Machine after he has his limbs blown off and vowed to bring who did it to justice. Then Tony did the opposite and actually forgot about it and War Machine eventually avenged himself thanks to science and robot limbs.
5. He profited from the imprisonment and persecution of his fellow superheroes during the superhero Civil War.